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I just thought this peom was funny. the writer is unkowen.

According to your school report
You drive the students nut's
and members of the teaching staff
Sincerely hate your guts.

You crept into the science lab
And opened all the cages
So rats were running everywhere
For absolutely ages.

The principal despises you
For blowing up the gym
And pushing in the swimming pool
A girl who couldn't swim.

You broke into the dormitory
And bounced on all the beds
And when the teachers came for you,
Played hopscotch on their heads.

They think you are a crimmal
And shouldn't be allowed.
Congratulations little one
You've made us very proud.